For a second I thought the gay sex part of the comic had started. I feel bad now.
Ha ha, bear lord. I guess you got the hair down, but your attitude isn't very bear-like at all.
@Yorick: Let the Jason/John slash fic begin, I guess.@Anonymous: I don't know. Bears are solitary, really do try to avoid conflict but lash out when they get pissed off. Or maybe I'm more like a spider! Yeah, like a trapdoor spider! They're solitary too and only leave their nests to feed or mate.... or just feed in my case.
Hmm... I think I would prefer Yorick/John fics. Yes, I'd ship that.
I think that ship has sailed.
I totally support the fan fics...it has always been a dream of mine to read a sex story written about me. Not sure why...even if it is about the man with the hair...ew...hair...
A short story starring Yorick and John:"Hey John," said Yorick, a six foot tall well muscled Greek God of a man, "want to have rough man sex with me?"John, his equally if not more handsome partner whirled on him, his beautiful shoulder length, blond hair glimmering, framing his face like a divine portrait. "Yes, Yorick, let's fuck."And so they did. And it was good.The end
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!
I like the Genesis allusion there, like John and I are Gods creating the concept of fucking itself.I grade it a B though, I wanted something to jerk my dick off too...you know until I exploded semen.