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Saturday, March 17, 2012

17 March 2012

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  1. I think he's getting cocky... Smite him!

  2. Oh, don't worry. The universe is planning some new humiliation. It's always planning.

  3. God damn I hate you John. Do you do any fucking research at all. You mother fucking dumb ass. I hope you die young.

    Take it from someone who has actually delivered pizza you Goddamned sonuvabitch. It is against health code violations in most states and therefore against the rules in most chains...to throw a pizza above your head to spin it flat. I assume the dick manager would not appreciate Trotmann breaking codes to quicken his pace in prepping pizza.

    This is the final straw, your comic is now in my shill list. Your comic compares to that furry comic I read or the Neutrals. I hate you John. For shame John, do your research.

    Yorick Kingsley

  4. Alright, fine, I did read it. But I'm surprised you also didn't point out that Poor Trotmann's lack of hair protection violates New York state health code section 14-1.72 (c), which states that a hat or hair net must be used in food preparation, or that those tomatoes (which were first seen is issue #32) must be properly refrigerated below 45 degrees in accordance with section 14-1.40.

    Jeez, it almost seems like I DID do the research but deliberately disregarded those facts to make Checkers look as dirty as possible. WEIRD.

    For more information, feel free to check out my sources and go fuck yourself: