Hitler? What the hell are you doing here?????
Who's playing black? You?
"Even Steven". What an ass. Still, I'd be pretty pissed if some kid ruined my wife's figure too, so he has a point.
If he had remembered to wrap it, both problems would be solved here.
Holy crap! That's a lot of comments. Anonymous 1: Hanging out, running the city, being verbally abusive to his wife and son... That's what he's doing here.Anonymous 2: You can tell I'm not playing black since black didn't fianchetto. And my ass is all about the fianchetto, yo.Anonymous 3: First they ruin figures, then they become hipsters. Kids are dicks.Anonymous 4: The truth is the Mayor found the whole "kissing babies" part of the campaign trail upsetting since he's a germophobe and didn't know where those babies had been. So about a year and a half before each election cycle, the Mayor and his wife would get pregnant so his baby could be surreptitiously passed off as a bunch of different babies.